*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room
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Things I do not care about:
- your weight
- your GPA
- your education or job status
- your income
- the size of any body part
Things I absolutely care about:
- how nice you are to others
- how much you love animals
- if you will not judge me for how much I eat
- if you will let me sing along to Disney songs
Who am I? Where did I come from? Where did I go? Am I cotton eyed joe?
- plain white t-shirt in girls section: Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
- plain white t-shirt in boys section: Buy 10 for $0.99
- plain white t's: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city
- calls grocery store
- me: do you have cotton balls
- worker: yes
- me: does it tickle when u walk
- worker: -hangs up-
